Writer Needed
I'm looking through Craigslist ads and came across this awesome advert...
I need a writer to write a short story about me driving in a lamborghini with the top down eating tons of food, with a hot naked girl. if you are interested, please send me a short sample of your writing. please write a couple paragraphs about me driving in a lamborghini with the top down eating tons of food with a naked girl. If i like what you send i will commission you to write the full piece. about ten to twenty pages. i will pay twenty dollars per page.I love it.
posted by Bill Pocock at 7:34:00 a.m.
3 Comments:
So did you get the gig?
I thought about it.
But then, how would I get paid?
Buddy wouldn't know the page count until finished. I'm not gonna trust the guy to pay me after I've sent him the story by email. I don't want him to know my email address.
And I wouldn't want to meet him because of I think it would make me sick - though in a hilarious way.
So, I don't think exchanging brown paper envelopes with the 'stuff' would work.
Think buddy just wants a collection of free sample paragraphs.
I figured it would start out with buddy going into an Italian car dealership and taking the hot - soon to be naked - saleswoman out for a test drive through the winding Tuscan hillside. Along the way, buddy would pull over for some nice traditional Italian take-away. And sorta take it from there.
He lost his poor meatball/when somebody sneezed...
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