The Hoff Report
People put The Hoff down for his UberCheesyness. I'm sorry, but this crazy old world needs all the clowns it can get. The only tragedy I can see in the Pepsi ad above is that it isn't me. He's moving into Will Shatner territory which is a positive psychological sign, I feel.Let's just hope the days (below) of UberVanity are over.
Move into the comedy light, David baby. Our prayers are with you. Next stop the French Legion of Honour!
posted by Bill Pocock at 1:16:00 p.m.
2 Comments:
Love the speedo shot, they just don't make them like Hoff anymore do they?
long live the Hoff!
I met him in Frankfurt, Germany. He was making an (intentionally) cheezy video for "Hooked on a Feeling". He didn't look nearly as good as he did in the Speedo Sessions, but I was still excited.
I ran across the street to a little bakery and brought him a whole cherry strudel. Then he autographed my tits. I'm pretty sure he was drunk at the time. I hope he remembers me.
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