Underpant Tales.

Speaking of 'Love Spray', I'm reminded of a story my pal, Scott M., once told me.

Scott's Vancouver housemate was going out on a 'hot' date and asked Scott to do him a favour.

The Request: after Scott's workout, would Scott give him a cloth sample of Scott's...musk. Appearently such musk is a compelling cologne for a man to wear in the presense of those attracted to men.

From Wikipedia:

An atomic wedgie refers to when (somehow) the assailant is able to pull the underwear over the victim's head. In fiction, there's one villain that gives wedgies, known as Wedgie Woman in Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman. Many different variations of wedgies have been created throughout the years, each more painful or disgusting than the next. Some groups have been created for victims of wedgies who seek help, others for those who actually want them (?).

Two-on-One? No fair!