Woe to The Hoff

Those who know Art Slob, know the mythic status in which The Hoff is held herein. Another Tragic page has been written in The Sun of The Hoff's slow descent into madness.

Such is the nature of the great that, in the absence of glory, ignominy can slake the desire for fame. Only heroic death, for the sake of all humanity, can deliver our hero through this dark night.

And yet, there is another....