Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Pimp Hand

Still from Jodorowsky's Holy Mountain
Came across the hilarious on-line Urban Dictionary.

Of the 15 definitions of 'Pimp Hand' on offer, I think this one covers it...

PIMP HAND

1. (n.) A sign of virility, strength or social efficacy. An informal measure of one's ability to mack, pimp, or generally to get play, action or get your freak on. Generally characterized as "strong" or "weak."
2. To "exercise one's pimp hand": to increase one's skill at short-term sexual interactions, or to demonstrate such.
3. One's ability to control one's bitches.
4. A back-handed slap, used to emphasize superiority, or a forthcoming need to choke a bitch.

1. Damn, son! Yo' ass picked up some *fine* bitches last night! Yo' pimp hand is strong!
2. You're losing your touch, man. Come out to the club tonight so we can exercise your pimp hand.
3. His strong pimp hand keeps his hos in line.
4. You gonna take that shit?! Introduce yo' pimp hand to that bitch ass motherfucker!

2 Comments:

Blogger katrocket said...

Inredibly funny... I love # 3 "one's ability to control one's bitches."

I gotta check out that dictionary.

3:22 a.m.  
Blogger katrocket said...

oops: I meant "incredibly".

I hope the dictionary will teach me spell real good.

3:23 a.m.  

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