Art Slob: 'VV Toast'

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Rob McCleary said...: Lookin' GOOD, my friend...we can use a man of style like you at the Academy. I think you'll find today's post right up your alley...; 12:42 p.m.
Bill Pocock said...: Headmaster,

Will you accept Recruit First Class (OBE) William "Billy" Pocock and his death defying Wing Man, Mike Henniger as official students in the the Ohio Top Superstar Academy of Aerial Arts?

Your Most Humble Servant,

Sir William "Billy" Pocock; 1:02 p.m.
Rob McCleary said...: Long have I looked for such a pair of recruits! The drive! The fire in the eyes! The hairstyles! (uncontrollable sobbing...).

We'll begin the induction process tomorrow. In the meantime, please familiarize yourself with all Academy literature: "Theory and Practice of Cloudsmanship" (Zeng Zu, Ohio Top Superstar Academy Press), "Diary of a Skywayman (or) My Life in the Service of the Ohio Top Superstar Academy of Aerial Arts" (Captain Fabulous - published in anthology in Blimp and Dirigible Monthly Magazine), and "The Spirit of St. Louis" (Charles Lindbergh, 1953, Charles Scribner's Sons)....

Excelsior! We're going to the Moon!; 1:22 p.m.
Bill Pocock said...: Yes, Sir!; 1:45 p.m.