PocockoHoff
'Pocockohoff' Ms. X, 2006Ms. X was kind enough to conjure up my Hoff dream as reality. I'm one step closer to becoming The Hoff.
You see, The Hoff is not a person, but a heroic being in our midst. There is a long line of The Hoff throughout history, always ready to save humanity in its hour of need. It's a role passed down in succession to the person deemed most worthy when The 'Old' Hoff can no longer carry out heroic deeds - or the 12 hour lovemaking sessions.
Below, we see The Hoff as he brings peace to warring Zulu factions.
You see, The Hoff is not a person, but a heroic being in our midst. There is a long line of The Hoff throughout history, always ready to save humanity in its hour of need. It's a role passed down in succession to the person deemed most worthy when The 'Old' Hoff can no longer carry out heroic deeds - or the 12 hour lovemaking sessions.
Below, we see The Hoff as he brings peace to warring Zulu factions.
posted by Bill Pocock at 6:19:00 a.m.
7 Comments:
Chuckles.
Well you and The Hoff certainly have that fabulous head of hair in common. The question is are you Hoff enough to carry on the tradition of just being all the Hoff you can be? I know you are Bill! You can do it!
Agreed, Cine.
The Hair (almost a separate entity) has always been a trademark element of The Hoff throughout history.
That is why I have cut my own hair (part of The Hoff training) since I was 11 years old. One must have a relentless discipline 'to become' The Hoff.
Remember, The Hoff is always watching.
Hoff training eh? I'm sure it must almost certainly include watching Zardoz to observe prior Hoff man Sean "Yesch" Connery in action. I can't begin to imagine the level of relentless discipline and training it takes "to become" the Hoff.....
I think you and the mysterious "Ms. X" have a fruitful psychic bond (mystic marriage?).
Truly I say to you, these are days of wonders...
Psycho-bond?
More of a psychoff bond......
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