Mystic Dwarves

A lot of people don't know little dwarves exist.

Just ask the Filipino judge (name withheld) who lost his gig because the country's supreme court won't accept dwarves (Armand, Luis, and Angel) as his personal advisors.

BBC on-line reports:

The judge said he had made a covenant with his dwarf friends that he could write while in a trance and that he had been seen by several people in two places at the same time.

Judge Floro reportedly changed from blue court robes to black each Friday "to recharge his psychic powers".

In a letter to the court he said: "From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal."

There's nothing quite like the unbridled thirst for immortality to help you talk with them mystic dwarves.

Hah! What a chump.... They're actually Work Gnomes in disguise!