Art Slob: Complaints Dept.
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posted by Bill Pocock at 3:35:00 p.m.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
About Me
- Name: Bill Pocock
- Location: Seguin Township, French/Severn Forest (360), Canada
bpocock@gmail.com
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11 Comments:
I got problem needs fixing. When can you come to 15 Toronto Street? We have free pop!
Should I bring my 'tool belt'?
Please do! Although there are enough tools wandering the corridors of the Guild as it is these days....Oh I love the new Avatar it just makes me smile...
Am I weeping? Tears of joy streaming down my face.
Nothing hotter or more able to bring tears to my eyes than men in chainsaws I say Mr. McC....
Actual male memories are few and far between...for me?...having my ring finger smashed to pulp in the Momma Pocock log splitter...feigning indifference to the pukeing pain...and driving back to Toronto in the pickup pretending the whole thing never happened (smashed finger in the "2 o'clock position"on the steering wheel)...am I crying? Ask OT...
...and suddenly realizing none of that makes any sense to anyone but me, Billy and The Big O...let alone "cinesonic"...
Getting a finger crushed by a heavy duty hydrolic log splitter in the middle of a remote forest is not something I could think you would forget anytime soon.
You dismissed the accident as "a mere triffle", I believe, still laughing and joking.
What a guy....
Oh good Lord! That is terrible, I take it your finger survived intact? I feel your pain....
I love the sexy orange jumpsuit, especially accessorized with chain saw and aviators.
Do you do bachelorette parties?
I do as a matter of fact.
My specialty is remote cabin bachelorette parties.
It basically involves, a sarong, a blindfold, one massage table and lots of olive oil.
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