"He Just Went Berserk"
I read this hilarious article in The Globe & Mail about an on-duty guard dog snapping and tearing a museum of teddie bears apart.
'Guard dog', Barney, is a hero to his kind. I'm just surprised the pooch resisted for so long. What an awesome sight it must have been....
A dog's dog.
'Guard dog', Barney, is a hero to his kind. I'm just surprised the pooch resisted for so long. What an awesome sight it must have been....
A security guard at the museum, Greg West, said he spent several minutes chasing Barney before wrestling the dog to the ground.I like the look on the dog's face. Apologetic, yes, but Barney knows they can never take the glory and fame away.
A dog's dog.
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The best part is the expression on Barney's face - dazed, sated, "what the fuck?" with an edge of "And I'd do it all again if you let me!!! Stop me before I kill again!!!"
That and the fact that we live in a world of fuckhead grown men who value stuffed animals that should be sitting on pre-teen girls frilly bedspreads at a million bucks. I say Barney should get a fucking medal. Next time put him in the basement of one of those dudes who live at home at forty and collects action figures (translation: dolls). He'd be doing everyone involved a HUGE favor.
100%, brah.
Barney's the shit.
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