Hoff Horror Music Video
I can barely bring myself to do this,...but Ms. X is right. This video needs to be seen and the truth be known.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836&q=jump+in+my+car
Prepare yourself, dear reader, for what you are about to see may shake the very foundations of all you hold sacred.
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Prepare yourself, dear reader, for what you are about to see may shake the very foundations of all you hold sacred.
posted by Bill Pocock at 10:26:00 a.m.
9 Comments:
You just blew my mind. My foundation has been rocked. I have started a slow descent into madness. Pull me back from the ledge!!
D
What are you talking about??? I TOTALLY wanna jump in his car and let him take me home. Of course, I'll make sure I have cab fare in case he changes his mind on the way.
Sorry, Kat, it's too late for you.
D, I hear you. Go to the light, D. Move toward the light. Into the light....
Again, all I can say is.....
MY EYES! MY EYES!
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
This just scares me in so many ways and on so many levels I can't put it into words!
The Hoff is a truly scary and cheesy man. I don't know how he pulls off such a dichotomy simultaneously but I wish he would quit it. He's beginning to scare me in a Andy Kaufman kind of way. Why didn't he just grow old and fade away gracefully? The "hooked on a feeling" video is insanely psychotic. He needs a jacket that has sleeves that are much too long and straps down the back.
Derek
Derek,
I think you're onto something with the straight-jacket. I think The Hoff could pull that off.
In the final act of the opera yet to be penned, I see The Hoff with s-jacket in the stone courtyard of his decrepid Bavarian castle on a winter's night. He sings to himself of lost fame, hugging himself in the s-jacket, surrounded by the tormenting phantoms of women he has abandonned.
Oh Bill what a great image, I see it as a film, starring Daniel Day-Lewis at the Hoff....
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Hmm...
That's a very interesting turn, Cine. Who would be the best Hollywood actor to portray The Hoff on screen.
Shatner doesn't have the emotional distance....
Penn doesn't have the charisma....
Not sure Lewis has the macho....
Lee Majors couldn't pull the early years....
I'd like to see Hoffman try it. I really would.
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